Population | 6.589 billion |
Currency | Cards |
Animal | Raven |
The Republic of Euro 001 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.589 billion Euro 001ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 26.8%.
The all-consuming Euro 001ian economy, worth 806 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,404 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
Auditors are gutting every governmental department, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, the elderly are killed softly with a song, and nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euro 001's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Euro 001 is ranked 146,536th in the world and 842nd in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 177.3698170388 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Euro 001 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Euro 001 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Euro 001 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector and the Top 5% for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 001, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 001, the elderly are killed softly with a song.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 001, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 001, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 001, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 001, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 001, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.