The EMPIRE of Eurasia Hegemony is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Wilhelm Goertzmann with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.724 billion Terrans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Olympus. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurasia Hegemonyian economy, worth a remarkable 7,526 trillion Eusios a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 363,160 Eusios, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and foreign lack of enthusiasm for Eurasia Hegemonyian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurasia Hegemony's national animal is the Godzilla, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Origen.

Eurasia Hegemony is ranked 386^th in the world and 1^st in UNITED STATES OF EURASIA for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 21,660.48 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.