The Holy Pink Lucky Kingdom of Eugeniee is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Eugene with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, lack of airports, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.797 billion Eugenieeans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The enormous, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Eugenieean economy, worth 921 trillion Gold Bar Golden Candy Canes a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 192,103 Gold Bar Golden Candy Canes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,736,861 per year while the poor average 2,546, a ratio of 682 to 1.

A paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations, companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water, maximum security Eugenieean subway stations inspire prison systems around the world, and from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Eugeniee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eugeniee's national animal is the Reindeer Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eugeniee is ranked 286,937^th in the world and 303^rd in The Wellspring for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 11,142.03 Standard Monetary Units.