The Democratic Algerian Republic of Etheinia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Abdelmadjid Tebboune with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.803 billion Algerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Algiers. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Algerian economy, worth 694 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 119,688 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending is on the increase, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, and labour strikes are routinely squashed by police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Etheinia's national animal is the Fennec Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Etheinia is ranked 80,829^th in the world and 106^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 706.01 Tourists Per Hour.