Population | 30.615 billion |
Capital | New Eden |
Leader | Jon |
Faith | Druidism |
Currency | jalim |
Animal | dragon |
The Most Serene Republic of Eternal Phoenix is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jon with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 30.615 billion Eternal Phoenixians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Eden. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Eternal Phoenixian economy, worth a remarkable 6,206 trillion jalims a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 202,720 jalims, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts, and school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eternal Phoenix's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Druidism.
Eternal Phoenix is ranked 328,959th in the world and 4,645th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -8.49 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Eternal Phoenix, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel.
- : Following new legislation in
Eternal Phoenix, garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts.
- : Following new legislation in
Eternal Phoenix, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
- : Following new legislation in
Eternal Phoenix, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears.
- : Following new legislation in
Eternal Phoenix, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
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Eternal Phoenix voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Medical care for the incarcerated".
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Eternal Phoenix was endorsed by
The Empire of Panthalasa Empirivm.
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Eternal Phoenix was endorsed by
The Federation of Dhaohanyue Siblinghood.
- : Following new legislation in
Eternal Phoenix, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders.
- : Following new legislation in
Eternal Phoenix, condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 28 » Yoshiterra,
Emeseses,
Panormia,
Nation of Urie,
TorNaGul,
Farrakhan,
Andromeda Islands,
New Anarchisticstan,
Arinteriswith,
Saavir Yuvon,
Chocolatistan,
Falangist Quebec,
Liberza,
Elaribel,
Mad Jack Is Rejected,
Toerana,
Regione Calabria,
United States Of Alpha,
Arctic Lands,
TescoPepsi,
Lumiere du Premier,
Lux Prima,
Karputsk,
Courage Caverns,
Three Galaxies,
Hasier,
Dhaohanyue Siblinghood, and
Panthalasa Empirivm.