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Most Cheerful Citizens: 208thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 537thLeast Corrupt Governments: 792nd
The Most Serene Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Peace and Enlightenment
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Eternal Phoenix

Population30.615 billion

CapitalNew Eden
LeaderJon
FaithDruidism

Currencyjalim
Animaldragon

The Most Serene Republic of Eternal Phoenix is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jon with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 30.615 billion Eternal Phoenixians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Eden. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Eternal Phoenixian economy, worth a remarkable 6,206 trillion jalims a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 202,720 jalims, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts, and school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eternal Phoenix's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Druidism.

Eternal Phoenix is ranked 328,959th in the world and 4,645th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -8.49 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 208thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 537thLeast Corrupt Governments: 792ndSafest: 799thMost Cultured: 935thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 936thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,197thNicest Citizens: 1,207thBest Weather: 1,258thMost Developed: 1,266thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,283rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,388thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,441stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,445thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,471stMost Pacifist: 1,661stHealthiest Citizens: 1,781stLargest Governments: 1,842ndHighest Food Quality: 1,873rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,222ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,233rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,473rdHighest Economic Output: 2,474thSmartest Citizens: 2,836thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,562ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,078thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,470thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,845thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,911thLargest Populations: 4,913thMost Inclusive: 4,945thMost Influential: 5,414thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,011thMost Efficient Economies: 10,364thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,861stHighest Average Incomes: 10,896thMost Stationary: 12,668thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,742ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,485thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 30,069th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionSafest: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 27th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27th in the regionNicest Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 30th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Developed: 33rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 37th in the regionMost Pacifist: 38th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 39th in the regionLargest Governments: 45th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 47th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 53rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 58th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 59th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 62nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 67th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 67th in the regionLargest Populations: 70th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 75th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 85th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 86th in the regionMost Influential: 88th in the regionMost Inclusive: 100th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 113th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 154th in the regionMost Stationary: 212th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 219th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 232nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 316th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 386th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 410th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Phoenix, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Phoenix, garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Phoenix, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Phoenix, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Phoenix, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Eternal Phoenix voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Medical care for the incarcerated".
  • : Eternal Phoenix was endorsed by The Empire of Panthalasa Empirivm.
  • : Eternal Phoenix was endorsed by The Federation of Dhaohanyue Siblinghood.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Phoenix, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Phoenix, condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed.

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