The Königreich of Estoprussia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser Otto I with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.249 billion Estoprussians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Environment is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 41.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Estoprussian economy, worth 336 trillion Prussian pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,466 Prussian pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People are bored of easy crossword puzzles, dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, and the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estoprussia's national animal is the Imperial Eagle and its national religion is Christianity.

Estoprussia is ranked 137,452^nd in the world and 195^th in KAISERREICH for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.05 law-abiding acts per hour.