The Empire of Estals is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Waryn with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.107 billion Estalsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colnt. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Estalsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,449 trillion Rals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 178,810 Rals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, and sex changes are routinely performed at Estals's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estals's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Estals is ranked 3,415^th in the world and 108^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 126.46 law-abiding acts per hour.