The Império of Estados Unidos do Mexico is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Maximiliano IV with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.551 billion Mexicanos are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad de México. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.2%.

The all-consuming Mexicano economy, worth 242 trillion Peso Mexicanoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 94,892 Peso Mexicanoes, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tax assessment offices double as polling stations, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, and a government program is underway to revitalize Estados Unidos do Mexico's beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Estados Unidos do Mexico's national animal is the Águia Real, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is catolicismo.

Estados Unidos do Mexico is ranked 214,010^th in the world and 1,070^th in Europe for Most Extreme, scoring 13.95 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.