The Queen's State of Estado da Bahia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Governor with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 24.25 billion Estado da Bahians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Spirituality, Industry, and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.5%.

The thriving Estado da Bahian economy, worth 581 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 23,975 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

The police force is on a recruitment drive, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, Estado da Bahia has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and the Governor has just been declared ruler of Estado da Bahia in an international press conference. Crime is moderate. Estado da Bahia's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Estado da Bahia is ranked 232,818^th in the world and 3^rd in Bratislava for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.64 law-abiding acts per hour.