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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,091stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,110thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,577th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Alle Zusammen
Influence
Dealmaker
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Esgeirimmen

Population15.394 billion

CapitalWindhelm
LeaderTorgaf Müller
FaithHeathenism

Currencythaler
Animaldog

The Kingdom of Esgeirimmen is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Torgaf Müller with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, complete lack of prisons, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate population of 15.394 billion Allers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windhelm. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Allisch economy, worth a remarkable 2,196 trillion thalers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 142,658 thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Esgeirimmen after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, 200 mph car chases are a frequent sight on the otherwise empty motorways, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esgeirimmen's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Heathenism.

Esgeirimmen is ranked 186,832nd in the world and 77th in The Internationale for Most Extreme, scoring 16.02 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,091stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,110thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,577thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,579thMost Pacifist: 1,630thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,716thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,747thBest Weather: 1,860thSafest: 1,956thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,115thMost Developed: 2,258thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,427thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,488thMost Inclusive: 2,674thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,680thNicest Citizens: 2,751stTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,154thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,274thHighest Food Quality: 3,280thLowest Crime Rates: 4,215thSmartest Citizens: 4,265thLargest Governments: 4,442ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,556thMost Influential: 4,837thMost Cultured: 6,071stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,969thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,155thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,560thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,942ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,240thHighest Economic Output: 12,074thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,398thMost Secular: 14,378thTop
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Most Income Equality: 22,688thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,153rdHighest Average Incomes: 27,737thLargest Populations: 28,047thLargest Information Technology Sector: 30,009th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the region

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