Population | 15.394 billion |
Capital | Windhelm |
Leader | Torgaf Müller |
Faith | Heathenism |
Currency | thaler |
Animal | dog |
The Kingdom of Esgeirimmen is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Torgaf Müller with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, complete lack of prisons, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate population of 15.394 billion Allers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windhelm. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Allisch economy, worth a remarkable 2,196 trillion thalers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 142,658 thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Esgeirimmen after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, 200 mph car chases are a frequent sight on the otherwise empty motorways, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esgeirimmen's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Heathenism.
Esgeirimmen is ranked 186,832nd in the world and 77th in The Internationale for Most Extreme, scoring 16.02 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Esgeirimmen seized the position of The Internationale WA Delegate from The Union of Democratic Martian States.
- : Esgeirimmen was endorsed by The Workers' Republic of Alynd.
- : Esgeirimmen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Esgeirimmen was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Socialist Republic of The American Continentes, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Esgeirimmen was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Socialist Republic of The American Continentes, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Esgeirimmen was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Socialist Republic of The American Continentes, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Esgeirimmen was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Socialist Republic of The American Continentes, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Esgeirimmen was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Socialist Republic of The American Continentes, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Esgeirimmen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Survivors.
- : Esgeirimmen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 11 » The American Continentes, Kalmykhia, Trappistia, Western Wadiya, Yornenval, Dir Union, Democratic Martian States, Angilstan, Eternal Life, Weilmar, and Alynd.