Population | 13.922 billion |
Capital | Freedomia Capital City |
Leader | President-Prime Minister |
Currency | mark |
Animal | Bald eagle |
The Free Federation of Escapitania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President-Prime Minister with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.922 billion Escapitanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freedomia Capital City. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Escapitanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,851 trillion marks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 204,789 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-mark mansions, ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack, and the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Escapitania's national animal is the Bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Escapitania is ranked 8,748th in the world and 143rd in the West Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 91.06 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Escapitania was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Kurranulla.
- : Following new legislation in Escapitania, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
- : Following new legislation in Escapitania, ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack.
- : Following new legislation in Escapitania, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-mark mansions.
- : Following new legislation in Escapitania, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
- : Escapitania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Following new legislation in Escapitania, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
- : Following new legislation in Escapitania, the nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays.
- : Following new legislation in Escapitania, the Escapitanian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...".
- : Following new legislation in Escapitania, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 63 » DiscGolfLand, Pandaland II, Greynne, Dilber, Hamburg Neo, BIteland, The Undivided, Nas Crustium, Av Libertas Vindex, Overthinkers, Podium, Moriari, Willow Gate, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Corbeil, Glorious Existence, Guitermot, Apexiala, Infinite Star, Hongg Kong, Bhang Bhang Duc, Mediobogdum, Zuriath, Varanius, The Warriors of Determination, Savitri, Laudesia, Occidius, New Belia, Rengum in Lingo, Hyperion Towers, Diet coke enjoyers, Mediocre Talents, Fotisdia, Wickedly evil people, Arkengia, Isachile Tum, Yy4u, RelentlessPirates, Rotvania, Kisovec, Wakoshima, Fujai, Glastol, Twazta, CityCity, Newgratia, Algueneia, All European nations, Elegarth, and 13 others.Denieria, Xanderstan, Neo-Aryavart, Sorprendente, Nacaome, NewIberia, Kennamore, Reformed Hoffon, Pongo Tapanuliensis, Covenentia, Staneburg, Dalimbar, and Kurranulla.