The Holy Golden Allied States of Eritasia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Councilman Northrop with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.623 billion Eritaes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alloway. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eritaian economy, worth 992 trillion gold bars a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,587 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks, and the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eritasia's national animal is the monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eritasia is ranked 26,612^th in the world and 566^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Secular, with 40.02 Atheism Rate.