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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,364thBest Weather: 2,237thMost Pacifist: 2,663rd
The Holy Empire of
Democratic Socialists
We Shall Abolish Tomorrow
Grandmaster
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Eri-Maqa-Ena

Population11.388 billion

CapitalAlñá-Daqa
LeaderGrandmaster
FaithDie-Hard Relativism

Currencyleaf
Animalpenguin

The Holy Empire of Eri-Maqa-Ena is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grandmaster with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.388 billion n-Enaci are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alñá-Daqa. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Enaci economy, worth a remarkable 1,211 trillion leaves a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,363 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eri-Maqa-Ena's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Die-Hard Relativism.

Eri-Maqa-Ena is ranked 8,449th in the world and 524th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 104.02 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Safest: 3,391stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,930thHealthiest Citizens: 4,083rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,512thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,908thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,950thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,987thMost Inclusive: 5,062ndNicest Citizens: 5,073rdHighest Food Quality: 5,571stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,671stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,710thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,718thMost Developed: 7,644thLowest Crime Rates: 8,449thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,935thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,510thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,514thSmartest Citizens: 10,817thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,391stMost Cultured: 13,902ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 15,604thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,966thLargest Governments: 19,235thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,276thMost Secular: 19,830thMost Primitive: 20,912thHighest Economic Output: 23,228thMost Income Equality: 24,694thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,907thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29,920th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 46th in the regionBest Weather: 84th in the regionMost Pacifist: 124th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 141st in the regionSafest: 174th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 183rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 208th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 215th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 224th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 228th in the regionNicest Citizens: 234th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 241st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 259th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 269th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 276th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 312th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 341st in the regionMost Developed: 429th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 524th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 527th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 538th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 574th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 596th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 689th in the regionMost Cultured: 789th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 937th in the regionMost Primitive: 949th in the regionMost Income Equality: 987th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,010th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,229th in the regionMost Secular: 1,260th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eri-Maqa-Ena was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Eri-Maqa-Ena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Eri-Maqa-Ena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Eri-Maqa-Ena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Eri-Maqa-Ena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Eri-Maqa-Ena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Eri-Maqa-Ena was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Eri-Maqa-Ena was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Eri-Maqa-Ena's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Eri-Maqa-Ena was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.

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