The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 28.391 billion EretzIsraelians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 25,660 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 903,816 שקלs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,431,155 per year while the poor average 8,568, a ratio of 984 to 1.

Scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 57^th in the world and 2^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 45,557.55 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.