The Federation of Epistimi Evimeria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Enotita Proigmenes with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.245 billion Epistimi Evimerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elpida. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Epistimi Evimerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,103 trillion Epistis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 187,030 Epistis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, Epistimi Evimerians have recently stopped mysteriously setting off metal detectors, and grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Epistimi Evimeria's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Epistimi Evimeria is ranked 313,628^th in the world and 1,503^rd in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -683.78 on the Scary Big Number Scale.