Population | 5.878 billion |
Currency | salt |
Animal | llama |
The Republic of Enyo 28 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.878 billion Enyo 28ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 60.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Enyo 28ian economy, worth 345 trillion salts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 58,812 salts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
When their backs are against the walls Enyo 28ians look out for gay men, acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings, Harry Potter books are banned, and gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enyo 28's national animal is the llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Enyo 28 is ranked 247,420th in the world and 5th in The 8th Grade IsIes for Most Stationary, with 19.76184846352 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Enyo 28's influence in The 8th Grade IsIes rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Enyo 28's influence in The 8th Grade IsIes rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Enyo 28 resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Enyo 28 became WA Delegate of The 8th Grade IsIes.
- : Enyo 28's influence in The 8th Grade IsIes rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
- : Enyo 28 relocated from Artificial Solar System to The 8th Grade IsIes.
- : Enyo 28 was endorsed by The Republic of Durrnil 69.
- : Enyo 28 was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Toreqoe.
- : Enyo 28 was endorsed by The For thus sayth the lord of Angels of blo0d.
- : Enyo 28 was endorsed by The Empire of P-P-P-POWER.