The Merchant Republic of Environmental Support is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate population of 19.33 billion Environmentalists enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alcove Harbour. The average income tax rate is 31.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Environmentalist economy, worth a remarkable 3,915 trillion Drachmas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 202,558 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, and nuclear physics is the most popular course at university. Crime is totally unknown. Environmental Support's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.