The Pushy Peoples of Eniaus is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.402 billion Eniausians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leyd. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Eniausian economy, worth a remarkable 1,196 trillion Blams a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 58,647 Blams, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 315,397 per year while the poor average 5,679, a ratio of 55.5 to 1.

Only those who apply can study applied maths, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, children usually cry on their first day of school, and descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eniaus's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Violetism.

Eniaus is ranked 312,515^th in the world and 196^th in Declansburg for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -17.15 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.