by Max Barry

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Most Devout: 968thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,280thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,493rd
The Holy Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Hope can fall apart, Dreams not!
the Templar Party of Enfindania
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.909 billion

CapitalEnfindania City
Leaderthe Templar Party of Enfindania
Faiththe Politic of the Sea of Mythologies

AnimalEnfindanian shepherd

The Holy Empire of Enfindania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by the Templar Party of Enfindania with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, avant-garde cinema, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.909 billion Enfindanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enfindania City. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The all-consuming Enfindanian economy, worth 576 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 147,413 Reichsmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Birth announcements often also serve as death announcements, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, a government program is underway to revitalize Enfindania's beaches, and the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enfindania's national animal is the Enfindanian shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Politic of the Sea of Mythologies.

Enfindania is ranked 4,831st in the world and 266th in The North Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 41.35 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Devout: 968thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,280thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,493rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,499thLowest Crime Rates: 1,660thMost Primitive: 1,914thTop
Most Influential: 2,656thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,150thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,574thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,104thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,405thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,430thMost Authoritarian: 4,488thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,776thLargest Governments: 4,831stMost Cultured: 5,646thMost Conservative: 7,318thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,073rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,525thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,459thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,094thHealthiest Citizens: 11,099thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,027thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,078thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,745thHighest Average Incomes: 14,792ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,145thMost Developed: 17,420thMost Extreme: 19,091stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,579th
Most Devout: 43rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 64th in the regionMost Primitive: 70th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 73rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 96th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 126th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 172nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 181st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 189th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 204th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 205th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 210th in the regionLargest Governments: 266th in the regionMost Extreme: 290th in the regionMost Cultured: 290th in the regionMost Conservative: 359th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 432nd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 493rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 500th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 539th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 631st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 664th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 683rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 715th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 754th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 823rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 825th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 844th in the regionMost Stationary: 865th in the regionMost Influential: 875th in the regionMost Developed: 974th in the region

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