Population | 13.044 billion |
Capital | Uruk |
Leader | Abu Bⲁkr Abdu||ⲁҺ Ħbղ UtҺⲙaղ AbĦ QuҺⲁfⲁ |
Faith | SubMission |
Currency | Dıɴᴀʀ |
Animal | Camel |
The Holy Lucky Yellow Gold Find of Endless Sumer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Abu Bⲁkr Abdu||ⲁҺ Ħbղ UtҺⲙaղ AbĦ QuҺⲁfⲁ with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 13.044 billion Sumerians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uruk. The average income tax rate is 41.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Sumerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,108 trillion Dıɴᴀʀs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 161,637 Dıɴᴀʀs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, the aims of top-secret Sumerian science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman, and contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Endless Sumer's national animal is the Camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is SubMission.
Endless Sumer is ranked 39,256th in the world and 4th in Zombie Research Institute for Most Stationary, with 1,155.48625354388 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Endless Sumer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Endless Sumer was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in Endless Sumer, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art.
- : Following new legislation in Endless Sumer, the aims of top-secret Sumerian science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman.
- : Following new legislation in Endless Sumer, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
- : Following new legislation in Endless Sumer, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
- : Following new legislation in Endless Sumer, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament.
- : Endless Sumer was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Endless Sumer was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Endless Sumer was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.