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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,718thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,406thMost Armed: 6,778th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
From Many, One
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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Emp Card Storage

Population3.795 billion

Currencykrona
Animalemu

The Republic of Emp Card Storage is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its digital currency, soft-spoken computers, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.795 billion Emp Card Storageans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.9%.

The powerhouse Emp Card Storagean economy, worth 319 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,063 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Leader can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, player-submitted issues are printed just so they can be burned by [violet] (Emp Card Storage has found 2 easter eggs), the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Emp Card Storage City Times is sold out, and everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emp Card Storage's national animal is the emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Emp Card Storage is ranked 208,418th in the world and 15th in Silent for Most Beautiful Environments, with 269.47 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,718thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,406thMost Armed: 6,778thTop
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Largest Black Market: 18,729thLargest Mining Sector: 18,899thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,341stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,978thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,527th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Emp Card Storage's influence in Silent rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Emp Card Storage's influence in Silent rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Emp Card Storage's influence in Silent rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
  • : Emp Card Storage was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Emp Card Storage relocated from Lazarus to Silent.
  • : Following new legislation in Emp Card Storage, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.
  • : Following new legislation in Emp Card Storage, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Emp Card Storage City Times is sold out.
  • : Emp Card Storage was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Emp Card Storage, player-submitted issues are printed just so they can be burned by [violet] (Emp Card Storage has found 2 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Emp Card Storage, Leader can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids.

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