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Most Advanced Public Transport: 5,142ndBest Weather: 7,017thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,625th
The Totalitarian 'Hood of
Democratic Socialists
dissing of Emohood here is a crime punishable by death
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Emo Peoplehood

Population8.306 billion

CapitalDC

CurrencyPairs of Skinny Jeans
AnimalScorpion

The Totalitarian 'Hood of Emo Peoplehood is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its lack of airports, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.306 billion Emos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DC. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Emo economy, worth 574 trillion Pairs of Skinny Jeans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,200 Pairs of Skinny Jeans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble, the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation", high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, and construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emo Peoplehood's national animal is the Scorpion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Emo Peoplehood is ranked 19,430th in the world and 1st in Misanthropic Bloc for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 55.01 Whatever.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 5,142ndBest Weather: 7,017thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,625thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,903rdMost Armed: 8,231stNicest Citizens: 8,586thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,162ndMost Inclusive: 10,278thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,406thHealthiest Citizens: 11,690thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,166thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,570thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,159thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,673rdMost Secular: 14,170thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,327thMost Stationary: 15,519thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,430thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,444thSafest: 21,933rdMost Influential: 24,268th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Emo Peoplehood was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Emo Peoplehood was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Emo Peoplehood, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
  • : Following new legislation in Emo Peoplehood, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD.
  • : Following new legislation in Emo Peoplehood, the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation".
  • : Following new legislation in Emo Peoplehood, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble.
  • : Emo Peoplehood was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Emo Peoplehood, citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office.
  • : Following new legislation in Emo Peoplehood, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.
  • : Following new legislation in Emo Peoplehood, old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore.

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