The Dictatorship of Eminemus is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 318 million Eminemusians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 65.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Eminemusian economy, worth 9.87 trillion Albums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 31,039 Albums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eminemus's national animal is the Chicka Chicka Slim Shady, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eminemus is ranked 212,050^th in the world and 239^th in United Kingdom for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.