The Republic of Elvoreto is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Adrian Levington with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.476 billion Elvoretoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Euphor. The average income tax rate is 28.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Elvoretoan economy, worth 127 trillion EL$s a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,065 EL$s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, Elvoretoan watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, and no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Elvoreto's national animal is the Hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hellenism.

Elvoreto is ranked 24,170^th in the world and 1,293^rd in The North Pacific for Best Weather, with 144 Meters Of Sunlight.