Population | 21.865 billion |
Capital | Eloscape City |
Leader | Volodymyr Zelenskyy |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Cookie |
Animal | Brass Balloons of Zelensky |
The Empire of Eloscape is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Volodymyr Zelenskyy with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.865 billion Ukrainians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eloscape City. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Ukrainian economy, worth a remarkable 3,773 trillion Cookies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,593 Cookies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Escalators are avoided at all costs, school cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, and scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays. Crime is totally unknown. Eloscape's national animal is the Brass Balloons of Zelensky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.
Eloscape is ranked 22,011th in the world and 52nd in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 1,529.09411165692 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eloscape voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Eloscape voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Eloscape voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
- : Eloscape voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
- : Eloscape was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Eloscape endorsed The Flame of Sanjurika.
- : Eloscape voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Eloscape was endorsed by The Flame of Sanjurika.
- : Eloscape endorsed The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi.
- : Eloscape voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 32 » Katkasistan, Le Libertia, Lethen, Dat Countreh, Trackeendy, Reformed Just Shapes and Beats, Bursken, Geektopia, Cato2, Old Aweic Wirs, Valdion, Cutias, Selgary, Neo Beaverland, Skyhawk Clan, Darenraman Nasan, Elaeria, Ters Khus, Aevana, Nova Angelus, P0ptr0pica, Abardis, Greatnessity City, Primorye Oblast, UPC, PhDre, Decacon, Grande pudimland, Pland Adanna, Gabingston, JayDee II, and Disney Know it Alls.