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Least Corrupt Governments: 914thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,131stMost Secular: 1,305th
The Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Slava Ukraini!
Volodymyr Zelenskyy
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Eloscape

Population21.865 billion

CapitalEloscape City
LeaderVolodymyr Zelenskyy
FaithAtheism

CurrencyCookie
AnimalBrass Balloons of Zelensky

The Empire of Eloscape is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Volodymyr Zelenskyy with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.865 billion Ukrainians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eloscape City. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ukrainian economy, worth a remarkable 3,773 trillion Cookies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,593 Cookies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Escalators are avoided at all costs, school cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, and scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays. Crime is totally unknown. Eloscape's national animal is the Brass Balloons of Zelensky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Eloscape is ranked 22,011th in the world and 52nd in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 1,529.09411165692 days.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 914thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,131stMost Secular: 1,305thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,321stHealthiest Citizens: 1,369thMost Pacifist: 1,452ndMost Developed: 1,567thNicest Citizens: 1,568thSafest: 1,651stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,725thBest Weather: 1,754thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,779thHighest Food Quality: 1,886thMost Cultured: 2,130thMost Inclusive: 2,665thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,674thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,944thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,016thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,362ndSmartest Citizens: 3,604thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,204thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,643rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,837thMost Influential: 5,046thHighest Economic Output: 5,203rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,304thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,010thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,282ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,485thLargest Governments: 9,732ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,664thLargest Populations: 13,398thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 15,360thMost Efficient Economies: 19,336thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,810thMost Stationary: 22,011thMost Income Equality: 28,612thLowest Crime Rates: 29,628th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionNicest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 22nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 28th in the regionMost Inclusive: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 32nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 34th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 35th in the regionLargest Populations: 36th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 37th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 39th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 47th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 50th in the regionMost Stationary: 52nd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 69th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 70th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 77th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 81st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 90th in the regionNudest: 105th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 131st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eloscape voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Eloscape voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : Eloscape voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
  • : Eloscape voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
  • : Eloscape was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Eloscape endorsed The Flame of Sanjurika.
  • : Eloscape voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
  • : Eloscape was endorsed by The Flame of Sanjurika.
  • : Eloscape endorsed The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi.
  • : Eloscape voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".

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