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Largest Publishing Industry: 542ndMost Cultured: 559thMost Compassionate Citizens: 631st
The Queendom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Circle of life
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Ellabur3

Population9.064 billion

CapitalCider
LeaderQueen
FaithAnneorine

Currencydollar
AnimalCocker Spainel

The Queendom of Ellabur3 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Queen with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 9.064 billion Ellabur3ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cider. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ellabur3ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,924 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 212,364 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, workers have seized control of the economy, and signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Ellabur3ian justice. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ellabur3's national animal is the Cocker Spainel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anneorine.

Ellabur3 is ranked 559th in the world and 20th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 479 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 542ndMost Cultured: 559thMost Compassionate Citizens: 631stNicest Citizens: 641stMost Inclusive: 655thHighest Food Quality: 668thMost Cheerful Citizens: 973rdMost Pacifist: 1,385thMost Patriotic: 1,398thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,705thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,603rdTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,099thSmartest Citizens: 3,194thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,610thMost Developed: 3,786thHealthiest Citizens: 4,054thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,316thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,075thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,365thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,795thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,532ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,636thMost Devout: 7,513thHighest Average Incomes: 8,458thLargest Governments: 8,521stMost Efficient Economies: 8,696thLowest Crime Rates: 9,924thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,171stHighest Economic Output: 12,941stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,005thMost Influential: 13,687thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,307thBest Weather: 15,150thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,931stLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,997thLargest Retail Industry: 18,752ndMost Stationary: 21,979thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,430thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,571stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25,327thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,750th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 27th in the regionMost Inclusive: 28th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 32nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Patriotic: 38th in the regionMost Pacifist: 70th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 81st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 84th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 89th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 122nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 152nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 157th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 185th in the regionMost Developed: 191st in the regionMost Devout: 191st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 218th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 225th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 279th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 280th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 293rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 321st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 326th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 384th in the regionLargest Governments: 385th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 444th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 481st in the regionMost Stationary: 485th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 494th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 545th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 547th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 556th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 559th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 677th in the regionBest Weather: 690th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ellabur3, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Ellabur3ian justice.
  • : Following new legislation in Ellabur3, workers have seized control of the economy.
  • : Following new legislation in Ellabur3, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Ellabur3, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Ellabur3 was reclassified from "Mother Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Ellabur3, no one gossips with Queen during diplomatic summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Ellabur3, Queen reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Ellabur3, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Ellabur3, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy.
  • : Following new legislation in Ellabur3, the first sword of Ellabur3 does not run.

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