Population | 9.064 billion |
Capital | Cider |
Leader | Queen |
Faith | Anneorine |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | Cocker Spainel |
The Queendom of Ellabur3 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Queen with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 9.064 billion Ellabur3ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cider. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Ellabur3ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,924 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 212,364 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, workers have seized control of the economy, and signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Ellabur3ian justice. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ellabur3's national animal is the Cocker Spainel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anneorine.
Ellabur3 is ranked 559th in the world and 20th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 479 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ellabur3, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Ellabur3ian justice.
- : Following new legislation in Ellabur3, workers have seized control of the economy.
- : Following new legislation in Ellabur3, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
- : Following new legislation in Ellabur3, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
- : Ellabur3 was reclassified from "Mother Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Ellabur3, no one gossips with Queen during diplomatic summits.
- : Following new legislation in Ellabur3, Queen reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Ellabur3, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans.
- : Following new legislation in Ellabur3, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy.
- : Following new legislation in Ellabur3, the first sword of Ellabur3 does not run.