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Largest Retail Industry: 1,353rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,126thRudest Citizens: 2,274th
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Elkhart

Population4.188 billion

CapitalCapernaum
Leadersons of thunder
FaithChristian

CurrencyDollar
AnimalLion

The Bible Believing Christians of Elkhart is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by sons of thunder with a fair hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.188 billion Christians ✝️ are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Law & Order, Environment, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capernaum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Christian ✝️ economy, worth 769 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 183,789 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Political shows are fit for purpose, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years, and crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elkhart's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christian.

Elkhart is ranked 314,969th in the world and 1st in Bible Believing Christians for Most Pacifist, with 5.68 cheeks turned per day.

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Largest Retail Industry: 1,353rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,126thRudest Citizens: 2,274thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,487thTop
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Most Devout: 3,724thMost Influential: 4,905thMost Efficient Economies: 9,343rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,428thMost Cultured: 12,321stMost Beautiful Environments: 14,038thHighest Average Incomes: 14,396thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,882ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,019thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,846thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,271stMost Subsidized Industry: 18,625thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,338thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,456thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,061stMost Corrupt Governments: 20,779thLargest Agricultural Sector: 27,265thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30,677thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 31,311thSmartest Citizens: 32,190th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Elkhart, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkhart, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkhart, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkhart, political shows are fit for purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkhart, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkhart, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkhart, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkhart, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkhart, a degree in Sons Of Thunder Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkhart, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air.

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