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Most Primitive: 106thMost Ignorant Citizens: 249thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 732nd
The Rootin Tootin Glass of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Voted the worst Nation in Nation States!
Max Barry's unknown Cousin
Influence
Hermit
Founder / Lighthouse Keeper...
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Elite leomonade

Population3.96 billion

CapitalSome random shed in the woods
LeaderMax Barry's unknown Cousin
FaithPyromania

CurrencyGold and Silver Ounce
AnimalAlpha Deathclaw

The Rootin Tootin Glass of Elite leomonade is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Max Barry's unknown Cousin with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.96 billion Citizens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Administration, with Industry, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Some random shed in the woods. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Citizen economy, worth 597 trillion Gold and Silver Ounces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Retail, Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 150,807 Gold and Silver Ounces, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Elite leomonade, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, and Max Barry's unknown Cousin's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Elite leomonade's national animal is the Alpha Deathclaw, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pyromania.

Elite leomonade is ranked 33,382nd in the world and 1st in Praeberi fari for Highest Economic Output, with 597 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Most Primitive: 106thMost Ignorant Citizens: 249thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 732ndLargest Retail Industry: 816thHighest Crime Rates: 1,048thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,168thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,347thMost Avoided: 1,488thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,583rdLargest Gambling Industry: 2,142ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,150thMost Secular: 2,270thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2,528thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,788thLargest Black Market: 3,308thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,089thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,309thNudest: 7,764thRudest Citizens: 7,847thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,855thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,085thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,246thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,501stMost Efficient Economies: 11,849thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 13,998thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,655thLargest Governments: 20,371stMost Conservative: 21,507thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,507th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Elite leomonade was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, Max Barry's unknown Cousin's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Elite leomonade.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, untold millions of Gold and Silver Ounces are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, the state subsidizes liposuction.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, coastal cities are being moved a dozen miles inland to reduce flooding risk.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.

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