The Republic of Eldemort is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its burgeoning hawk population. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.894 billion Eldemortians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 25.4%.

The strong Eldemortian economy, worth 313 trillion rubledollars a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 45,492 rubledollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Eldemort's national animal is the hawk.

Eldemort is ranked 89,441^st in the world and 1,809^th in Hispano Germanic Alliance for Largest Populations, with 6.89 billion capita.