The Lost Brain Cell of El Kuendor is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.031 billion El Kuendorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acrne. The average income tax rate is 47.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped El Kuendorian economy, worth 44.9 trillion dried lambs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,523 dried lambs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up", town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, charities reserve the right to not help those who go against religious teachings, and ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El Kuendor's national animal is the bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

El Kuendor is ranked 14,805^th in the world and 685^th in Balder for Most Authoritarian, with 3,671.3 milliStalins.