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Most Secular: 49thLargest Agricultural Sector: 79thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 91st
The Socialist Republic of
Tyranny by Majority
By The People For The People
Influence
Envoy
Senior Krillin Council
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Ejoland

Population13.185 billion

CapitalBunker City

Currencycrypto sonn
Animalbeaver

The Socialist Republic of Ejoland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 13.185 billion Ejolandians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bunker City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ejolandic economy, worth a remarkable 5,330 trillion crypto sonns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 404,262 crypto sonns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Bunker City Times is sold out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ejoland's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ejoland is ranked 11,078th in the world and 5th in Krillin for Most Stationary, with 2,203.50908975328 days.

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Most Secular: 49thLargest Agricultural Sector: 79thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 91stSafest: 95thMost Scientifically Advanced: 124thLargest Information Technology Sector: 128thMost Developed: 144thLongest Average Lifespans: 157thHealthiest Citizens: 171stLowest Crime Rates: 199thLeast Corrupt Governments: 215thSmartest Citizens: 227thHighest Poor Incomes: 258thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 560thLargest Governments: 568thHighest Average Tax Rates: 585thMost Efficient Economies: 644thBest Weather: 1,032ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,067thRudest Citizens: 1,389thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,404thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,581stMost Patriotic: 1,640thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,717thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,973rdHighest Food Quality: 2,159thNicest Citizens: 2,312thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,519thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,524thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,797thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,982ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,742ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,786thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,484thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,388thMost Inclusive: 6,390thMost Pacifist: 7,912thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,374thMost Income Equality: 10,055thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,205thMost Stationary: 11,078thMost Influential: 11,861stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,662ndLargest Retail Industry: 14,446thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 17,576thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,054thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,069thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24,792ndMost Politically Free: 24,920thMost Cultured: 25,662nd
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ejoland, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Bunker City Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejoland, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejoland, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejoland, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejoland, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejoland, human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejoland, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejoland, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejoland, Ejoland's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejoland, neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise.

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