The Wspólnota of Eiszenland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jörg Halder with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.97 billion Eichsisch have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Östicherbruck. The average income tax rate is 23.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Eichsisch economy, worth 126 trillion Eichse marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,672 Eichse marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Armed police units patrol the roads late at night, Jörg Halder has just been declared ruler of Eiszenland in an international press conference, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Eiszenland's national animal is the Eagle of Eisenland, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Katholische Kirche Eichsen.

Eiszenland is ranked 304,874^th in the world and 6^th in Motricland for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8.83 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.