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Most Subsidized Industry: 294thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 325thMost Primitive: 754th
The Federal republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Eine für alli, u alli für dä eint!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Eisen Fatherland

Population3.547 billion

CapitalBern
LeaderHanz sheffel and Alof Kinben
FaithZwinglianism

CurrencyEisen frank
AnimalSteinadler

The Federal republic of Eisen Fatherland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Hanz sheffel and Alof Kinben with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.547 billion fatherlings have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bern. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Fatherlandian economy, worth 493 trillion Eisen franks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,208 Eisen franks, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Eisen franks of property damage, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, and heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eisen Fatherland's national animal is the Steinadler, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Zwinglianism.

Eisen Fatherland is ranked 1,094th in the world and 27th in the Rejected Realms for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 67.78 missed references per hour.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 294thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 325thMost Primitive: 754thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,094thHighest Crime Rates: 1,810thMost Avoided: 2,039thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,549thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,278thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,489thNudest: 7,605thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,469thLargest Black Market: 8,470thRudest Citizens: 9,424thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,153rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,205thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,310thMost Patriotic: 12,176thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,347thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,877thTop
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Most Influential: 17,385thMost Secular: 19,936thMost Armed: 21,334thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27,189thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29,094thHighest Average Incomes: 29,141stLargest Governments: 29,231st
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Most Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionMost Primitive: 20th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 27th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 45th in the regionMost Avoided: 54th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 90th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 135th in the regionLargest Black Market: 162nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 174th in the regionNudest: 189th in the regionRudest Citizens: 208th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 209th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 253rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 258th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 280th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 295th in the regionMost Patriotic: 340th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 379th in the regionMost Armed: 410th in the regionMost Influential: 436th in the regionMost Secular: 458th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 558th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 592nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 653rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 670th in the region

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