Population | 3.547 billion |
Capital | Bern |
Leader | Hanz sheffel and Alof Kinben |
Faith | Zwinglianism |
Currency | Eisen frank |
Animal | Steinadler |
The Federal republic of Eisen Fatherland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Hanz sheffel and Alof Kinben with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.547 billion fatherlings have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bern. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Fatherlandian economy, worth 493 trillion Eisen franks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,208 Eisen franks, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.
Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Eisen franks of property damage, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, and heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eisen Fatherland's national animal is the Steinadler, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Zwinglianism.
Eisen Fatherland is ranked 1,094th in the world and 27th in the Rejected Realms for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 67.78 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eisen Fatherland was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Courage Caverns.
- : Eisen Fatherland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Jar Wattinree".
- : Eisen Fatherland voted against the World Assembly Resolution " Obesity Awareness".
- : Eisen Fatherland endorsed The Iɱαɠιɳαɾყ Cσυɳƚɾყ of New Anarchisticstan.
- : Eisen Fatherland was endorsed by The Iɱαɠιɳαɾყ Cσυɳƚɾყ of New Anarchisticstan.
- : Eisen Fatherland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : Following new legislation in Eisen Fatherland, heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails.
- : Following new legislation in Eisen Fatherland, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.
- : Following new legislation in Eisen Fatherland, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Eisen franks of property damage.
- : Following new legislation in Eisen Fatherland, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 13 » Japan2662, Angbhand, Elaribel, Chocolatistan, Inclement Space, Orcuo, Mad Jack Is Rejected, Artzikatonastan, Toerana, Panthalasa Empirivm, United Calanworie, New Anarchisticstan, and Courage Caverns.