Population | 22.422 billion |
Capital | Fake Hippo Cathedral |
Leader | Heavy Henry |
Faith | Fake Hippo Faith |
Currency | Fake Hippo Prayer |
Animal | Fake Holy Hippo |
The Fake Prayers of Eight Hippopotamuses is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Heavy Henry with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 22.422 billion Fake Hippo worshippers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fake Hippo Cathedral. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Faker than a holy Hippo economy, worth a remarkable 6,234 trillion Fake Hippo Prayers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 278,069 Fake Hippo Prayers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,016,550 per year while the poor average 53,953, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.
Older AIs regularly threaten to send newer generation AIs to Reform Programming if caught rounding up instead of down, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Eight Hippopotamuses, reddish-brown is the new black, and it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eight Hippopotamuses's national animal is the Fake Holy Hippo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fake Hippo Faith.
Eight Hippopotamuses is ranked 36,347th in the world and 41st in Yggdrasil for Most Stationary, with 1,244.8648977304 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eight Hippopotamuses lodged a message on the Yggdrasil Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Eight Hippopotamuses, it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion.
- : Following new legislation in Eight Hippopotamuses, reddish-brown is the new black.
- : Following new legislation in Eight Hippopotamuses, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Eight Hippopotamuses.
- : Following new legislation in Eight Hippopotamuses, older AIs regularly threaten to send newer generation AIs to Reform Programming if caught rounding up instead of down.
- : Eight Hippopotamuses withdrew its endorsement from The Queendom of Boy George.
- : Eight Hippopotamuses withdrew its endorsement from The Federated Republic of Vastalon.
- : Following new legislation in Eight Hippopotamuses, tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites.
- : Following new legislation in Eight Hippopotamuses, Heavy Henry reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Eight Hippopotamuses, both criminals and civilians are DOA.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 21 » Particle, Asian-Nation, Cfdu1202, Taisarinja, Aerospace Forces, Ishbalan Union, Arcterus, Sword Coast Archipelago, Fallenblood, Blagton, Wasted Lands, Yar Phot, Upper South Knotrukeihil, Lacie Isle, Ariosa, Wan Nyan, The Great Camelots, Brazen II, Kingdom of Yutah, Valkura, and New Stormhold.