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Rudest Citizens: 229thMost Armed: 458thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 493rd
The Fake Prayers of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Fake prayers for fake hippos.
Influence
Diplomat
Experimental Hippo Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Eight Hippopotamuses

Population22.422 billion

CapitalFake Hippo Cathedral
LeaderHeavy Henry
FaithFake Hippo Faith

CurrencyFake Hippo Prayer
AnimalFake Holy Hippo

The Fake Prayers of Eight Hippopotamuses is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Heavy Henry with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 22.422 billion Fake Hippo worshippers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fake Hippo Cathedral. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Faker than a holy Hippo economy, worth a remarkable 6,234 trillion Fake Hippo Prayers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 278,069 Fake Hippo Prayers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,016,550 per year while the poor average 53,953, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Older AIs regularly threaten to send newer generation AIs to Reform Programming if caught rounding up instead of down, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Eight Hippopotamuses, reddish-brown is the new black, and it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eight Hippopotamuses's national animal is the Fake Holy Hippo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fake Hippo Faith.

Eight Hippopotamuses is ranked 36,347th in the world and 41st in Yggdrasil for Most Stationary, with 1,244.8648977304 days.

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Rudest Citizens: 229thMost Armed: 458thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 493rdHighest Crime Rates: 499thFattest Citizens: 614thHighest Disposable Incomes: 898thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,259thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,905thHighest Economic Output: 2,246thMost Efficient Economies: 2,294thMost Influential: 2,370thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,414thMost Cultured: 2,607thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,054thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,258thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,489thHighest Average Incomes: 3,756thLargest Retail Industry: 3,997thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,228thSmartest Citizens: 4,370thLargest Governments: 4,903rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,635thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,660thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,721stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,013thMost Inclusive: 6,056thLargest Black Market: 6,435thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,165thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,165thHighest Food Quality: 7,780thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,252ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,285thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,124thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,298thLargest Mining Sector: 9,431stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,092ndLargest Populations: 12,371stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 19,091stMost Secular: 22,562ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23,573rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,651st
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the region

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