The Arab Republic of Egyptian Arabia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Marwān ibn Muḥammad with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, triple-decker prams, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.984 billion Arabs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairo. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arab economy, worth 224 trillion Arab Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 113,275 Arab Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline, and gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Egyptian Arabia's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Egyptian Arabia is ranked 26,852^nd in the world and 1^st in The Grand Patriot Empire of Algerheaven for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.27 law-abiding acts per hour.