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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,759thMost Devout: 10,070thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,162nd
The Historical Revisionism of
Father Knows Best State
Sometimes my feelings get in the way
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Economy
Powerhouse
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Edit the Sad Parts

Population3.032 billion

CapitalInterstate 8
LeaderIsaac Brock
Faithediting the sad parts

Currencymodest
Animalmouse

The Historical Revisionism of Edit the Sad Parts is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Isaac Brock with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.032 billion Edit the Sad Partsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Interstate 8. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.4%.

The powerhouse Edit the Sad Partsian economy, worth 272 trillion modests a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,969 modests, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, and Isaac Brock has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Edit the Sad Parts's national animal is the mouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is editing the sad parts.

Edit the Sad Parts is ranked 133,574th in the world and 2,602nd in Artificial Solar System for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 675.02 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,759thMost Devout: 10,070thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,162ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,499th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 34th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 85th in the regionMost Devout: 96th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 114th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 123rd in the regionMost Cultured: 125th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 189th in the regionLargest Governments: 190th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 191st in the regionMost Developed: 202nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 212th in the regionNicest Citizens: 230th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 261st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 263rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 264th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 275th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 296th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 336th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 341st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 377th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 394th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 405th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 412th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 449th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Edit the Sad Parts, Isaac Brock has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Edit the Sad Parts, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
  • : Following new legislation in Edit the Sad Parts, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy.
  • : Following new legislation in Edit the Sad Parts, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Edit the Sad Parts, refugee camp conversions to editing the sad parts are increasingly common.
  • : Edit the Sad Parts was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Edit the Sad Parts, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Edit the Sad Parts, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Following new legislation in Edit the Sad Parts, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery.
  • : Following new legislation in Edit the Sad Parts, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.

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