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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th
The Protectorate of
Moralistic Democracy
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Influence
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Secretary of the Environment
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Economy
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Ecostria

Population8.267 billion

Currencybiodiversity index
Animalhomo sapiens

The Protectorate of Ecostria is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its lack of airports, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 8.267 billion Ecostrians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Industry, and Healthcare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ecostrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,447 trillion biodiversity indexes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Gambling and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 296,010 biodiversity indexes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', arts classes now teach children how to sketch the perfect sine curve, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ecostria's national animal is the homo sapiens, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ecostria is ranked 346,035th in the world and 5th in Fuseishuu for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -24.9 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9thBest Weather: 20thMost Subsidized Industry: 31stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 49thMost Ignorant Citizens: 59thLargest Gambling Industry: 94thHealthiest Citizens: 105thLongest Average Lifespans: 109thMost Advanced Public Transport: 119thMost Beautiful Environments: 174thMost Corrupt Governments: 341stMost Cheerful Citizens: 537thMost Primitive: 766thHighest Average Tax Rates: 929thMost Efficient Economies: 1,029thHighest Crime Rates: 1,072ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,443rdNicest Citizens: 1,502ndLargest Governments: 1,617thLargest Black Market: 1,835thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,182ndMost Pacifist: 2,556thHighest Average Incomes: 3,234thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 4,459thMost Inclusive: 5,363rdMost Rebellious Youth: 9,224thMost Secular: 10,313thHighest Economic Output: 10,758thNudest: 10,817thTop
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Most Influential: 20,841stHighest Food Quality: 21,931stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,023rdMost Armed: 28,089th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ecostria, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Ecostria, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Ecostria, arts classes now teach children how to sketch the perfect sine curve.
  • : Following new legislation in Ecostria, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.
  • : Following new legislation in Ecostria, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Ecostria' is a smash hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Ecostria, re-education centers are being added to most prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Ecostria, acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings.
  • : Following new legislation in Ecostria, procrastination is a national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Ecostria, there's a bright dawn ahead for Ecostria.
  • : Following new legislation in Ecostria, many believe that you can't repeat history's mistakes if you don't care what they were.

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