The Republic of Ecologiania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Eco with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 3.304 billion Ecologianians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eden. The average income tax rate is 89.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ecologianian economy, worth 429 trillion Ukras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,916 Ukras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, most people attending churches are maintenance workers, most citizens in Ecologiania are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, and 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ecologiania's national animal is the Lear's Macaw, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is All Religions.

Ecologiania is ranked 3,266^th in the world and 5^th in Declansburg for Most Pacifist, with 165.78 cheeks turned per day.