The Sexy Seax-Wielders of Eax is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yakkity Seax with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and public floggings. The hard-nosed population of 12.507 billion Eaxians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poleax. The average income tax rate is 46.1%.

The all-consuming Eaxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,215 trillion Nails a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 97,207 Nails, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines, and hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eax's national animal is the Eaxic Tern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eax is ranked 23,283^rd in the world and 34^th in Forest for Largest Black Market, with 136 trillion Standard Monetary Units.