The Republic of Eastoria is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Luke Koenig with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.186 billion Eastorians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leskovac. The average income tax rate is 58.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Eastorian economy, worth 133 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,040 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nations across the world are quick to praise President Luke Koenig's good looks and intellectual prowess, President Luke Koenig's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, and President Luke Koenig has killer fashion sense. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastoria's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Eastoria is ranked 69,578^th in the world and 424^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 23.93 flags saluted per person per day.