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The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rooholm. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Eastern North HM most loyal kangaroosian economy, worth 246 trillion Eastern North kangaroo pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 18,144 Eastern North kangaroo pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, and the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern North HM most loyal kangaroos's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Eastern North HM most loyal kangaroos is ranked 21,798^th in the world and 37^th in Chicken overlords for Safest, scoring 112.82 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.