The Federation of Eastern Karnils is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its smutty television, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.149 billion Eastern Karnilsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Eastern Karnilsian economy, worth 149 trillion Kars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 130,301 Kars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, and hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Karnils's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Karnils, hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Karnils, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Karnils, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Karnils, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Karnils, it's best to decline if Leader offers to buy a round of drinks.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Karnils, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Karnils, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
- : Eastern Karnils voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting the Rights of Labour Unions".
- : Eastern Karnils was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Atlunartemis.
- : Eastern Karnils was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
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