Population | 14.383 billion |
Capital | Jenin |
Leader | Grand Mufti General Salman |
Faith | Evangalical Orthodox Wahabism |
Currency | Alt-Shekel |
Animal | Hawk |
The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Mufti General Salman with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, aversion to nipples, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.383 billion East green Israelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Education and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenin. The average income tax rate is 9.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient East green Israelian economy, worth a remarkable 3,091 trillion Alt-Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 214,937 Alt-Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, and soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. East green Israel's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Evangalical Orthodox Wahabism.
East green Israel is ranked 9,607th in the world and 166th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,403.20858694552 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in East green Israel, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
- : Following new legislation in East green Israel, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes.
- : Following new legislation in East green Israel, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child.
- : Following new legislation in East green Israel, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
- : Following new legislation in East green Israel, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
- : Following new legislation in East green Israel, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Grand Mufti General Salman's throne.
- : Following new legislation in East green Israel, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex.
- : Following new legislation in East green Israel, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
- : Following new legislation in East green Israel, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration.
- : Following new legislation in East green Israel, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.