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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3rdMost Devout: 5thMost Primitive: 5th
The Holy Disputed Lands of
Psychotic Dictatorship
No man know what the future holds.
Grand Mufti General Salman
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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East green Israel

Population8.829 billion

CapitalJenin
LeaderGrand Mufti General Salman
FaithEvangalical Orthodox Wahabism

CurrencyAlt-Shekel
AnimalHawk

The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Mufti General Salman with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.829 billion East green Israelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient East green Israelian economy, worth a remarkable 3,620 trillion Alt-Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 410,093 Alt-Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true, bilingual East green Israelians are viewed with suspicion, and businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. East green Israel's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Evangalical Orthodox Wahabism.

East green Israel is ranked 32,571st in the world and 582nd in the South Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 60.12 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3rdMost Devout: 5thMost Primitive: 5thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26thMost Corrupt Governments: 37thBest Weather: 43rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 67thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 122ndMost Patriotic: 166thMost Beautiful Environments: 198thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 239thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 243rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 270thLowest Crime Rates: 274thHighest Poor Incomes: 345thLargest Black Market: 430thLargest Governments: 564thHighest Average Tax Rates: 572ndHighest Average Incomes: 747thMost Conservative: 1,049thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,059thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,845thMost Authoritarian: 4,200thMost Efficient Economies: 4,558thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,746thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,713thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,866thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,814thTop
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Most Stationary: 13,033rdMost Influential: 15,098thMost Extreme: 17,425thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,704th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Conservative: 42nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 81st in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 131st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 133rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 146th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 150th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 181st in the regionMost Extreme: 219th in the regionMost Stationary: 229th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 327th in the regionLargest Populations: 378th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 516th in the regionRudest Citizens: 546th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 582nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, bilingual East green Israelians are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, they who do not work shall not eat.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, the treehouse in Hawk Park is the tallest building in East green Israel.

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