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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1stMost Devout: 3rdMost Primitive: 3rd
The Holy Disputed Lands of
Psychotic Dictatorship
No man know what the future holds.
Grand Mufti General Salman
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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East green Israel

Population14.383 billion

CapitalJenin
LeaderGrand Mufti General Salman
FaithEvangalical Orthodox Wahabism

CurrencyAlt-Shekel
AnimalHawk

The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Mufti General Salman with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, aversion to nipples, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.383 billion East green Israelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Education and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenin. The average income tax rate is 9.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East green Israelian economy, worth a remarkable 3,091 trillion Alt-Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 214,937 Alt-Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, and soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. East green Israel's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Evangalical Orthodox Wahabism.

East green Israel is ranked 9,607th in the world and 166th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,403.20858694552 days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1stMost Devout: 3rdMost Primitive: 3rdBest Weather: 12thMost Corrupt Governments: 18thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 80thMost Beautiful Environments: 123rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 132ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 159thMost Patriotic: 285thLowest Crime Rates: 385thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,024thMost Conservative: 1,191stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,784thFattest Citizens: 2,262ndTop
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Most Avoided: 3,210thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,444thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,538thNudest: 4,424thLargest Black Market: 4,732ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,241stRudest Citizens: 5,414thMost Authoritarian: 5,973rdHighest Economic Output: 6,954thHighest Average Incomes: 8,276thMost Stationary: 9,607thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,349thMost Influential: 13,620thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 18,784thLargest Governments: 21,048thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,221stMost Efficient Economies: 24,601stLargest Populations: 28,145thMost Extreme: 29,181st
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Conservative: 36th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 38th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 40th in the regionFattest Citizens: 46th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 62nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 62nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 78th in the regionNudest: 87th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 116th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 117th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 128th in the regionRudest Citizens: 132nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 144th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 158th in the regionMost Stationary: 166th in the regionMost Extreme: 235th in the regionLargest Populations: 272nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 359th in the regionLargest Governments: 417th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 475th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 527th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Grand Mufti General Salman's throne.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.

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