Population | 5.785 billion |
Capital | Nernia |
Leader | President Nern |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | horse |
The United States of East Catlandia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Nern with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, vat-grown people, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.785 billion East Catlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nernia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient East Catlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,145 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 198,070 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, and bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Catlandia's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
East Catlandia is ranked 45,214th in the world and 3rd in Lisseum for Most Stationary, with 971.2464617352 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : East Catlandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in East Catlandia, bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping.
- : Following new legislation in East Catlandia, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
- : Following new legislation in East Catlandia, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
- : East Catlandia was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in East Catlandia, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers.
- : Following new legislation in East Catlandia, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy.
- : Following new legislation in East Catlandia, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector.
- : Following new legislation in East Catlandia, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
- : East Catlandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.