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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 549thSafest: 734thMost Pacifist: 801st
The United States of
Democratic Socialists
In Kitties We Trust
President Nern
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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East Catlandia

Population5.785 billion

CapitalNernia
LeaderPresident Nern

Currencydollar
Animalhorse

The United States of East Catlandia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Nern with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, vat-grown people, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.785 billion East Catlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nernia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient East Catlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,145 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 198,070 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, and bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Catlandia's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

East Catlandia is ranked 45,214th in the world and 3rd in Lisseum for Most Stationary, with 971.2464617352 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 549thSafest: 734thMost Pacifist: 801stMost Compassionate Citizens: 842ndNicest Citizens: 918thLeast Corrupt Governments: 920thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,029thMost Developed: 1,109thMost Inclusive: 1,110thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,199thHealthiest Citizens: 1,254thLowest Crime Rates: 1,259thHighest Food Quality: 1,263rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,309thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,326thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,399thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,409thBest Weather: 1,443rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,720thLargest Governments: 1,849thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,987thMost Cultured: 2,151stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,239thSmartest Citizens: 2,745thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 4,134thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,253rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,446thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,526thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,003rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,113thHighest Average Incomes: 10,430thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,679thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,768thMost Secular: 14,810thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,415thHighest Economic Output: 25,151stMost Influential: 27,503rdMost Income Equality: 29,257th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : East Catlandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in East Catlandia, bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping.
  • : Following new legislation in East Catlandia, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
  • : Following new legislation in East Catlandia, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
  • : East Catlandia was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in East Catlandia, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers.
  • : Following new legislation in East Catlandia, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy.
  • : Following new legislation in East Catlandia, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector.
  • : Following new legislation in East Catlandia, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
  • : East Catlandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".

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