Population | 9.813 billion |
Currency | franc |
Animal | penguin |
The Democratic Republic of East Ayrirgica is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.813 billion East Ayrirgicans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong East Ayrirgican economy, worth 592 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 60,351 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, and hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Ayrirgica's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
East Ayrirgica is ranked 201,131st in the world and 21st in Keep of Darkness XL for Most Stationary, with 46.22911624668 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : East Ayrirgica's influence in Keep of Darkness XL fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
- : East Ayrirgica's influence in Keep of Darkness XL fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
- : East Ayrirgica's influence in Keep of Darkness XL fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Truckler".
- : East Ayrirgica's influence in Keep of Darkness XL rose from "Zero" to "Duckspeaker".
- : East Ayrirgica relocated from Suspicious to Keep of Darkness XL.
- : East Ayrirgica's influence in Suspicious rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : East Ayrirgica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : East Ayrirgica's influence in Suspicious rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : East Ayrirgica's influence in Suspicious rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
- : East Ayrirgica relocated from Forest to Suspicious.