Population | 3.814 billion |
Capital | New Manila |
Leader | Prime Minister Jon Yoshihiro Nobunaga |
Faith | True Christianity |
Currency | Asiatic Peso |
Animal | Eagle |
The Democratic Socialist State of East-South Eastern Asia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Jon Yoshihiro Nobunaga with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.814 billion ESEAS are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Manila. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient ESEA economy, worth 466 trillion Asiatic Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 122,419 Asiatic Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, and twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East-South Eastern Asia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is True Christianity.
East-South Eastern Asia is ranked 253,629th in the world and 8,436th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 17.88153022248 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : East-South Eastern Asia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : East-South Eastern Asia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in East-South Eastern Asia, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.
- : Following new legislation in East-South Eastern Asia, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.
- : Following new legislation in East-South Eastern Asia, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility.
- : Following new legislation in East-South Eastern Asia, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
- : East-South Eastern Asia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in East-South Eastern Asia, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
- : East-South Eastern Asia was refounded in Lazarus.
- : East-South Eastern Asia ceased to exist in The Walbard Union.