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Lowest Crime Rates: 848thMost Developed: 850thLongest Average Lifespans: 994th
The Federation of
Democratic Socialists
Izi pici te carreo en bici xd
uvuvwewevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemuwem ossas
Influence
Ambassador
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Eartlines Eder

Population8.291 billion

CapitalCiudad liquido
Leaderuvuvwewevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemuwem ossas
FaithPastafarismo

CurrencyEuro
Animalpegaso

The Federation of Eartlines Eder is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by uvuvwewevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemuwem ossas with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.291 billion Eartlines Ederianos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad liquido. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Eartlines Ederiano economy, worth a remarkable 2,096 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 252,829 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month, the true length of the coastline of Eartlines Eder may never be measured, and Pastafarismo now admits men and women into its clergy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eartlines Eder's national animal is the pegaso, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarismo.

Eartlines Eder is ranked 2,077th in the world and 1st in Soviet Democracy for Largest Governments, scoring 51.69 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 848thMost Developed: 850thLongest Average Lifespans: 994thHealthiest Citizens: 1,025thMost Efficient Economies: 1,212thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,352ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,384thSafest: 1,420thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,535thMost Cultured: 1,959thLargest Governments: 2,077thSmartest Citizens: 2,185thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,393rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,408thMost Devout: 2,679thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,680thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,322ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,396thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,714thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,851stMost Influential: 4,530thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,644thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,478thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,651stBest Weather: 6,977thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,138thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,759thHighest Economic Output: 7,881stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,162ndMost Inclusive: 9,786thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,209thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,340thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,000thLargest Retail Industry: 11,771stTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 14,336thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,438thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,289thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,679thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,770thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23,189th
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eartlines Eder was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Eartlines Eder's influence in Soviet Democracy rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Following new legislation in Eartlines Eder, Pastafarismo now admits men and women into its clergy.
  • : Following new legislation in Eartlines Eder, the true length of the coastline of Eartlines Eder may never be measured.
  • : Following new legislation in Eartlines Eder, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month.
  • : Following new legislation in Eartlines Eder, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Eartlines Eder, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition.
  • : Following new legislation in Eartlines Eder, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Eartlines Eder, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Eartlines Eder, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.

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