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Most Secular: 3,260thFattest Citizens: 10,345thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,793rd
The Holy Red Zombie NationStates of
Corrupt Dictatorship
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Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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E Tern Alstair

Population2.008 billion

CapitalImperial Summaville
LeaderE Tern Alstair

Currencylucky gold coin
Animalbat cow

The Holy Red Zombie NationStates of E Tern Alstair is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by E Tern Alstair with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.008 billion subjects of E Tern Alstair are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Summaville. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong E Tern Alstair's economy, worth 179 trillion lucky gold coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,322 lucky gold coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government spending has hit an all-time low, police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit, the ban on cars has been repealed, and 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. E Tern Alstair's national animal is the bat cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

E Tern Alstair is ranked 81,427th in the world and 4,004th in Osiris for Highest Economic Output, with 179 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Secular: 3,260thFattest Citizens: 10,345thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,793rdTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,487thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,160thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,713thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,271stLargest Black Market: 16,826thMost Authoritarian: 18,472ndHighest Poor Incomes: 19,917thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,618thMost Income Equality: 23,006th
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Most Secular: 128th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 501st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 576th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 610th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 678th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 687th in the regionMost Income Equality: 693rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : E Tern Alstair's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : E Tern Alstair's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : E Tern Alstair altered its national flag.
  • : E Tern Alstair was refounded in Osiris.
  • : E Tern Alstair ceased to exist in The leader of the ai army.
  • : E Tern Alstair was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in E Tern Alstair, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in E Tern Alstair, the ban on cars has been repealed.
  • : Following new legislation in E Tern Alstair, police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit.
  • : Following new legislation in E Tern Alstair, government spending has hit an all-time low.

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