|Leader||E Tern Alstair|
|Currency||lucky gold coin|
The Holy Red Zombie NationStates of E Tern Alstair is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by E Tern Alstair with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.008 billion subjects of E Tern Alstair are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Summaville. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong E Tern Alstair's economy, worth 179 trillion lucky gold coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,322 lucky gold coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government spending has hit an all-time low, police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit, the ban on cars has been repealed, and 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. E Tern Alstair's national animal is the bat cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : E Tern Alstair's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : E Tern Alstair's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : E Tern Alstair altered its national flag.
- : E Tern Alstair was refounded in Osiris.
- : E Tern Alstair ceased to exist in The leader of the ai army.
- : E Tern Alstair was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in E Tern Alstair, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
- : Following new legislation in E Tern Alstair, the ban on cars has been repealed.
- : Following new legislation in E Tern Alstair, police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit.
- : Following new legislation in E Tern Alstair, government spending has hit an all-time low.