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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,525thMost Influential: 6,100thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,750th
The Pink Zombie Holy Paradise of
Left-wing Utopia
Twirling in the Nationstates friendship Starlight
Influence
Squire
Officer of Foreign Affairs
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
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Dyllypoly

Population1.381 billion

CapitalNuevo Anor
LeaderDyl Kyosson
FaithZyonnism

CurrencyRose
AnimalCow

The Pink Zombie Holy Paradise of Dyllypoly is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dyl Kyosson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.381 billion Dyllians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuevo Anor. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Dyllic economy, worth 43.2 trillion Roses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 31,298 Roses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations, the comic book series 'Dyl Kyosson and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, and it's been a banner year for local vexillology. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dyllypoly's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zyonnism.

Dyllypoly is ranked 216,973rd in the world and 6,981st in the Rejected Realms for Rudest Citizens, with 19.47 Insults Per Minute.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,525thMost Influential: 6,100thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,750thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,846thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,839thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,674thNicest Citizens: 17,104thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,015thBest Weather: 18,217thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,241stMost Income Equality: 22,276thMost Inclusive: 22,812thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,971stMost Pacifist: 23,560th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 77th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 295th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 297th in the regionNicest Citizens: 298th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 316th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 350th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 389th in the regionMost Inclusive: 390th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 477th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 477th in the regionMost Pacifist: 522nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 522nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 608th in the regionSafest: 617th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 635th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 707th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 719th in the regionMost Secular: 760th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dyllypoly, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyllypoly, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyllypoly, the comic book series 'Dyl Kyosson and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
  • : Dyllypoly lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Dyllypoly was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyllypoly, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyllypoly, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyllypoly, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Dyl Kyosson Pics" has made Dyl Kyosson's mom a celebrity.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyllypoly, a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed.
  • : Dyllypoly voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Ellenburg".

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