The Dáxlamic County of Dux Randovia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Lýderis Bradford John with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and fear of technology. The compassionate, devout population of 6.366 billion Randovians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterstan. The average income tax rate is 65.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Dux Randovian economy, worth 341 trillion haijans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 53,635 haijans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, and unemployed town criers cry over their drinks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dux Randovia's national animal is the golden labrador, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dáxlam.

Dux Randovia is ranked 222,016^th in the world and 146^th in Declansburg for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 83.87 on the Hickory Productivity Index.